Posted by English Trader on February 17, 2000 at 20:41:14:
In Reply to: Re: ET and Doc M's Scalping posted by Doc M on February 17, 2000 at 08:09:40:
To The Poetical Necromancer, Doc Mary:
Madam, I do admire your verse and find it could be worse, as you declined to add that foul French Trader cad. For you would surely rue as part of your Gnome Stewe, the rancid, wretched taste from blending in French Trader paste. Rather than adding him to the mixture, stuff and hang him as a permanent fixture.
As for myself and my dear colleague the Turkish Trader, if you catch us and add us in after Saturday's festivities, your dish will be more like Gnome au vin. But first you must catch us.
: It's unwise to poke sticks at Dear Sweet Doctor Mary. Hmmmm --
: as I mentioned before, I did inherit my Granny's receipt
: book, which has been passed down to certain crafty family
: members since Granny had a regrettable accident with a
: rope back in Salem in 1692. Let's see what wisdom Granny
: imparts about our current situation...*flip! flip! flip!*
: "If yer Gnome Brewe lacketh flavoure,
: Adde ye pinche of Englishe Trader.
: Shoulde that notte refreshe ye Stewe,
: Adde some Turkishe Trader too!"
: *cackle! cackle!* And by the way, my warts do NOT have hairs --
: thanks to my handy-dandy pocket-sized Popeil EpiWart!
: Doc M
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