Re: The Patriot

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Posted by MMMMarcia on February 23, 2000 at 15:56:15:

In Reply to: Re: The Patriot posted by Doc M on February 23, 2000 at 10:20:31:

Doc writes:
: Are youse on drugs or what??? Melvin is what...three feet
: tall? Three and a half with lifts? Heck, the only reason
: Billygnome is shorter than Mel is because he refuses to
: wear high heels...yet. My beloved would make Melmeat out
: of him with a flick of his elegant wrist!!! I'm sorry,
: Da Hawk wins in all of the Mr. Early American categories:
: cutest outfit, best personality, and above all, most fab
: hair! No Nancy-Boy hair extensions for him! I shudder to
: think of the disillusionment that American Womanhood
: would have suffered if they had run out of spare hair
: and poufy spray on the Braveheart set! *snort! snort!*
: Set 'em up, barkeep!!!

: Doc M

Yo, Doc! While I can feel my little heart beat faster at the very thought of Mel in his kilt with his blue woad on his face, I'm afraid I have to agree with you on this one...(yeah, I know you're shocked...NOT!!) Between the two, it's DDL, hands down. I love Mel, but OH, that Dan the Man! Better actor, better height, better walk, better in a loincloth, just plan BETTER! Again, my apologies,'re certainly no slouch, by any means, and Braveheart is one of my favorite's just that in a contest between you and DDL...well, there just IS no contest! HAWKEYE RULES!!

Let's hear it for da Mohican!!

PS...don't let on that I told you this, Doc...but his hairdresser says *some* of Hawkeye's hair was made up of those Nancyboy extensions, too, his own locks only just brushing his shoulders at the time of filming. Shhhhhhhhh...

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