Posted by NightSky on February 23, 2000 at 18:01:43:
In Reply to: Re: The Patriot posted by Jo on February 23, 2000 at 17:40:32:
: : Doc writes:
: : : Are youse on drugs or what??? Melvin is what...three feet
: : : tall? Three and a half with lifts? Heck, the only reason
: : : Billygnome is shorter than Mel is because he refuses to
: : : wear high heels...yet. My beloved would make Melmeat out
: : : of him with a flick of his elegant wrist!!! I'm sorry,
: : : Da Hawk wins in all of the Mr. Early American categories:
: : : cutest outfit, best personality, and above all, most fab
: : : hair! No Nancy-Boy hair extensions for him! I shudder to
: : : think of the disillusionment that American Womanhood
: : : would have suffered if they had run out of spare hair
: : : and poufy spray on the Braveheart set! *snort! snort!*
: : : Set 'em up, barkeep!!!
: : : Doc M
: : Yo, Doc! While I can feel my little heart beat faster at the very thought of Mel in his kilt with his blue woad on his face, I'm afraid I have to agree with you on this one...(yeah, I know you're shocked...NOT!!) Between the two, it's DDL, hands down. I love Mel, but OH, that Dan the Man! Better actor, better height, better walk, better in a loincloth, just plan BETTER! Again, my apologies, Mel...you're certainly no slouch, by any means, and Braveheart is one of my favorite films...it's just that in a contest between you and DDL...well, there just IS no contest! HAWKEYE RULES!!
: : Let's hear it for da Mohican!!
: : MMMM
: : PS...don't let on that I told you this, Doc...but his hairdresser says *some* of Hawkeye's hair was made up of those Nancyboy extensions, too, his own locks only just brushing his shoulders at the time of filming. Shhhhhhhhh...
: Well, if you remember, DDL picked up his Oscar for "My Left Foot" during the filming of LOTM, and his hair was only down to his shoulders; just barely; and in need of a LOT of extra hair, as my feeble brain remembers....I kept thinking: why is this guy here without getting a haircut or at least combing it!!! It looked awful to me....woops, did I say that???? DDL could never look awful.
: Running fast.
And I remember thinking when I saw him at the Oscars, OH MY YES!! I thought he looked quite fine, but he looked absolutely incredible the next year when he handed out the Oscar. His hair was almost as long as Hawkeye's then. YRH
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