Re: Two Happy Little Bees - & BeeSide herself!

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Posted by Miss Marcia on February 27, 2000 at 13:56:09:

In Reply to: Re: Two Happy Little Bees - Report to The Courier Editors posted by Ann Owl on February 27, 2000 at 13:35:17:

*crash! smash! ka-BLAAAAAM!!* "Get OUTTA my kitchen, the LOT of ya!!!"

*silence falls over all*

"Pant...pant...wheeze...gasp. I'll bee consarned if this just don't beat all! One minute, I'm a-cookin' up one o' my famous DownHome breakfasts, and the next, all heck breaks lose!! I guess a fryin' pan full o' hot bacon grease thrown at that group that just torpedoed this place will teach 'em to come bursting through here like that! What's goin' on in Mohicanland, anyways!! That muddy ol' hound, that feeble-brained idjit, Dweebie, and that already-treadin'-on-thin-ice, Sheriff Benton (Just Call Me Bent) Twigg are ALL goin' round the proverbial bend, if ya ask ME!! *flips bacon outta her eye, and starts wipin' grease and eggs off the walls*

Just LOOK at this mess!! And for WHAT? Two steenking little ol' BEES a chasin' them, and they run like it was Simon Girty an' his murderin' band o' renegades on their heels!!! What a bunch of slaverin', lily-livered CRETINS!! Each an' every ONE of 'em. And here I was thinkin' to give that wretched hound, Hector, a nice place to stay. I shoulda known he'd be no better than my EX-gentleman caller...bein' a MALE, an' all!! And that Dweebster...well HIS elevator never DID go to the top floor!

*mops up spilled honey, and crushed toast crumbs*

Oooooh, if I get my hands on that gallivantin', two-timin' piece o' work, BENT Twigg...his NEW motto will be "Just Call Me BROKE!"

*flings dishrag into bucket of water, and heads out the back door to empty what's left of breakfast into the hog trough!*

Miss Marcia

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