Posted by Billy D. Goat on February 28, 2000 at 18:40:02:
In Reply to: Scouting the Susquehanna posted by Corporal MacWilliam on February 28, 2000 at 16:31:49:
While scouting the same route, my fellow band of goats and I encounted the same "savages." However, we were promptly taken in and treated to only the finest in goat morsels. The next morning we left and soon met a Scottsman by the name of "Angus." In front of his cabin, we noticed several scared sheep. He also invited us in for the consumption of tasty morels. However, I am deaply saddened to say poor Angus's intentions were far from Presbyterian. My fellow goats and I SWIFTLY left and are now somewhere near a rock outcropping in the shape of a pair of pants. Me wee hooves be a hurtin'.
-Pnts. Billy D. Goat, 3rd Gruff of Foot
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