Posted by S.Girty on February 29, 2000 at 01:00:19:
In Reply to: Re: Problems in the Corncrib posted by Miss Marcia on February 28, 2000 at 21:43:18:
[noises heard outside Miss Marcia's corn crib]
"hmmmm...seem's ta' be sum' sorta fuss outside....
dern! if'n it aint thad' pesky hound thad' pee'd on me!
By gawd, ah' swears ah'll lop 'is ears off if'n ah' get'ta chance!"
[stops to listen & then peers between the corn cribs walls]
"Why, by gawd, its "She"...ah' recall fondly thad' moonlit na'ght at th' dance a whiles back, her all gussied up in those ha'gh heels 'n' all....'n' th' moonla'ght upon her bre...."
[distracted by the hound]
"...Ah'll show thad' pesky hound..."
[tweaks Hectors nose as it pokes between the logs, sniffing]
[evil chuckle as Hector yelps]
"thad'll show 'im.." [more chuckling]
"Good, theys gone, ah'll bury tis' skunk oil in th' back corner,
'n' go meet mah' Mingo brudders"...
[Girty exits the corn crib, but not before he leaves sign for Miss Marcia that he is back & to leave him some vittles]...
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