Posted by Sassy Soothsayer on February 29, 2000 at 21:47:03:
Wheeeeeeeeeeeee...Sassy Soothsayer, here! Just reportin' in after returnin' from a LOOOOOONG journey on my trusty paisley flyin' carpet, Ol' Purple! Didja miss me, Mohicanland?? Surely it must have been pretty quiet around here, without Ol' Sassy to mix her potions and cast a spell or two, and tell the futures of everyone in the village! Well, the good news is, I'm BAAAAACK! And GUESS WHAT?? Whilst I was on my return trip tonight, I happened to zoooooom down low over Wiz-Con-Sin (just north o' Can-Tuck-ee) to enjoy the sights and sounds of the deep woods and lovely rural scenery thereabouts. Lo and behold, I heard this whoopin' an' hollerin' like you can't imagine! Well, says I, this definitely needs some lookin' into, so I swooped even lower...clear down under the branches of the tall pines...and what to my wonderin' eyes should appear, but a miniature man and his even miniaturer lady, dancin' and singin' and havin' a good ol' time. It seems they were celebratin' their safe arrival in the Land of the Big Cheese, after a long journey from the Land of the Big Flakes! And you can plainly see from the illustration above, they are one happy, though WEE, couple!
Now to check out the rest of Mohicanland and see what's been goin' on in my long absence! Think I'll head on over to Miss Marcia's and see if she's got any of her Famous Down Home Fuu-uuuudge around...
ziiiiiiiip....zooooooooooom.....hmmmmmmmm....mighty pee-culiar...Miss Marcia's house looks to be closed up tighter'n a tick! No lights in the windows, no smoke from the chimney, no dee-licious smells from the kitchen. What in the world....? Better take a closer look around here...Sassy, here, over and out until later!
Motto: Still Sassily Saying Sooths
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