Re: Yay! Parrot Frickasee!

Posted by She Who Tracks La Longue Carabine on March 02, 2000 at 18:48:25:

In Reply to: Re: Yay! Parrot Frickasee! posted by Gnome Dome on March 02, 2000 at 17:26:34:

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: : : : SheWT writes:
: : : : In the absence o' any green parrots for fixin's, ......

: : : : *SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWK!!* *SCREEEEEEEEEEEECHHHH!!*

: : : : I heard that! I heard that! She is mean to parrots, She is mean to parrots! *SHRIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!* Call the Parrot Police, arrrrk! Parrot Police, Parrot Police! *SCREEEEEEECH!!*

: : : : *much flap-flap-flapping from perch on front porch of Polly Anna's cabin*

: : : Hey! She who! Lookee here! We found a parrot after all! Yay!
: : : Parrot frickasee!!!!!!! Mmmmmmmmm. One of those suckers can feed a gnome family of 8 and still have leftovers!!! Gotta run and get the sage and onion stuffing ready - come'ere little birdy....cute birdy.....

: : : Gnome Dome

: : Dear Gnome Dome,

: : So, we'll keep the mushrooms, but bein' as yer providin' the meat, plus sage and onion stuffin', I guess I'll save the leeks for makin' up a pot o' my great-grandmother's famous leek sherbet for dessert, okay? Any special brand o' ale ye favor?

: : She Who Tracks

: Well I am kinda partial to Bass Ale, but any true ALE will do.
: I don't go in for that panther pee most folks drink. Pilsner
: I think they call it. Blecht!! Yuk. The meatier the better
: when it comes to ale. If you feel like you have had a full meal after drinking a pint, then you have had ALE!!!

: Maybe if we feed a little Taddy Porter to that dang parrot he
: will kinda stagger and swoon into the pot saving a lotta chasing and feathers flying, what do ya think?

: Gnome Dome

Dear Gnome Dome,

I'm more in favor o' settin' a saucer o' Miss Marcia's Mint Julep concoction beside his perch. He doesn't seem the kind of parrot who would go for the preferred refreshments o' common tavern folk, but bein' a elite kind o' bird, might could be enticed to wet his whistle in a upper-class bev'rage. Far's I know, there's no surer route to fallin' off yer perch than one o' Miss Marcia's Mint Juleps. What say ye?

She Who Tracks

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• Re: Yay! Parrot Frickasee! Gnome Dome 19:23:52 3/02/2000 (2)
  • Re: Yay! Parrot Frickasee! She Who Tracks La Longue Carabine 20:23:53 3/02/2000 (1)
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: : : : : SheWT writes:
: : : : : In the absence o' any green parrots for fixin's, ......

: : : : : *SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWK!!*  *SCREEEEEEEEEEEECHHHH!!*

: : : : : I heard that!  I heard that!  She is mean to parrots, She is mean to parrots!  *SHRIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!*  Call the Parrot Police, arrrrk!  Parrot Police, Parrot Police!  *SCREEEEEEECH!!*

: : : : : *much flap-flap-flapping from perch on front porch of Polly Anna's cabin*

: : : : Hey!  She who!  Lookee here!  We found a parrot after all!  Yay!
: : : : Parrot frickasee!!!!!!!   Mmmmmmmmm.  One of those suckers can feed a gnome family of 8 and still have leftovers!!!  Gotta run and get the sage and onion stuffing ready - come'ere little birdy....cute birdy.....

: : : : Gnome Dome

: : : Dear Gnome Dome,

: : : So, we'll keep the mushrooms, but bein' as yer providin' the meat, plus sage and onion stuffin', I guess I'll save the leeks for makin' up a pot o' my great-grandmother's famous leek sherbet for dessert, okay?  Any special brand o' ale ye favor?

: : : She Who Tracks

: : Well I am kinda partial to Bass Ale, but any true ALE will do.
: : I don't go in for that panther pee most folks drink.  Pilsner
: : I think they call it.  Blecht!!  Yuk.  The meatier the better
: : when it comes to ale.  If you feel like you have had a full meal after drinking a pint, then you have had ALE!!!

: : Maybe if we feed a little Taddy Porter to that dang parrot he
: : will kinda stagger and swoon into the pot saving a lotta chasing and feathers flying, what do ya think?

: : Gnome Dome

: Dear Gnome Dome,

: I'm more in favor o' settin' a saucer o' Miss Marcia's Mint Julep concoction beside his perch.  He doesn't seem the kind of parrot who would go for the preferred refreshments o' common tavern folk, but bein' a elite kind o' bird, might could be enticed to wet his whistle in a upper-class bev'rage.  Far's I know, there's no surer route to fallin' off yer perch than one o' Miss Marcia's Mint Juleps.  What say ye?

: She Who Tracks


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