Posted by She Who Tracks La Longue Carabine on March 02, 2000 at 18:48:25:
In Reply to: Re: Yay! Parrot Frickasee! posted by Gnome Dome on March 02, 2000 at 17:26:34:
: : : : SheWT writes:
: : : : In the absence o' any green parrots for fixin's, ......
: : : : *SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWK!!* *SCREEEEEEEEEEEECHHHH!!*
: : : : I heard that! I heard that! She is mean to parrots, She is mean to parrots! *SHRIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!* Call the Parrot Police, arrrrk! Parrot Police, Parrot Police! *SCREEEEEEECH!!*
: : : : *much flap-flap-flapping from perch on front porch of Polly Anna's cabin*
: : : Hey! She who! Lookee here! We found a parrot after all! Yay!
: : : Parrot frickasee!!!!!!! Mmmmmmmmm. One of those suckers can feed a gnome family of 8 and still have leftovers!!! Gotta run and get the sage and onion stuffing ready - come'ere little birdy....cute birdy.....
: : : Gnome Dome
: : Dear Gnome Dome,
: : So, we'll keep the mushrooms, but bein' as yer providin' the meat, plus sage and onion stuffin', I guess I'll save the leeks for makin' up a pot o' my great-grandmother's famous leek sherbet for dessert, okay? Any special brand o' ale ye favor?
: : She Who Tracks
: Well I am kinda partial to Bass Ale, but any true ALE will do.
: I don't go in for that panther pee most folks drink. Pilsner
: I think they call it. Blecht!! Yuk. The meatier the better
: when it comes to ale. If you feel like you have had a full meal after drinking a pint, then you have had ALE!!!
: Maybe if we feed a little Taddy Porter to that dang parrot he
: will kinda stagger and swoon into the pot saving a lotta chasing and feathers flying, what do ya think?
: Gnome Dome
Dear Gnome Dome,
I'm more in favor o' settin' a saucer o' Miss Marcia's Mint Julep concoction beside his perch. He doesn't seem the kind of parrot who would go for the preferred refreshments o' common tavern folk, but bein' a elite kind o' bird, might could be enticed to wet his whistle in a upper-class bev'rage. Far's I know, there's no surer route to fallin' off yer perch than one o' Miss Marcia's Mint Juleps. What say ye?
She Who Tracks
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