Posted by Miss Marcia on March 03, 2000 at 07:51:19:
In Reply to: Re: What's Going On Here? Miss Marcia Attacks!! posted by Dana S. on March 02, 2000 at 18:06:26:
"Wha' happened? Where am I? Why's everything all dark, AGAIN?? *groooooooooooooooooan* And what is this terrible dead weight a-smashin' down on top o' me? It feels like...*sluuuuuuuuurp!!*...yep! It's Hector! Geez, get OFF of me, PurinaBreath! Wait...it feels like he's pinned down, too. A big board of some kind on top of him...feels like...yep. It's my front door! Now how the heck did THAT happen? "
"I remember???...I remember???...oh, yes...Hector & I were about to flang open the door & shoot up those Mingoes I figgered were standin' just outside! Now, I wonder what went wrong? Hey, I can hear somethin'...something buzzin'...somethin' buzzin REAL loud. Yikes! What was that flittin' by my face? ooooops! There's another one...and ANOTHER!! ACK! It feels like the whole Calm Bee Nation is under here with me! NO, Hector, don't snap at 'em! You'll rile 'em up, and we're pinned down here with 'em! Stop, Hector, STOP, I say!! Oh, dear...they sound pretty mad, now...this might be...OOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUCH!!!! YOWIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! LEMMMEEEEEE OUTTA HERE!!..."
*giant, superhuman HEAVE, and the door and dog go flying!*
"WHOA...I'm in the middle of the PETUNIA bed, and I see forty-leven other folks hidin' in these bushes & flowers, too..."
"RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, EVERYBODY, RUN!!! The BEEEEEEEEEEES are coming, the BEEEEEEEEEEEES are coming!!"
*observed from a nearby tree branch..."Lookit at those idjits running around down there...hehehe...ya gotta laugh at 'em! Looks like...yep...they're ALL headed through Miss Marcia's house on another wild rampage!! Just when she had it all cleaned up again, too! Oh, my! These folks in Mohicanland sure do keep my life interesting, or my name's not Birdie (The Bird is the Word) T. Bird! What next, I wonder??"*
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