Re: Wee Man With Pan!

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Posted by Gnome Dome on March 03, 2000 at 08:26:43:

In Reply to: Wee Man With Pan! posted by Basil on March 03, 2000 at 08:05:11:

Hmmmmm. That bird looks and sounds familiar. I seem to recall a bird like that in context of rain and flood and drenching red hat. Oh! Now I remember! That awful night I tried to help that French girl....what was her name? Joan of Squark? Bone of Dark? The one with the screwy accent......

Yeah, I remember! I fell in! And that bird saved me. Well shoot, maybe I should just give him a cracker and a nice head scratch. Come to think on it, he looks to be a tough old bird anyways.....probably all stringy and even wet-cooked he'd be like chewing on leather.

Here birdie, here's a nice cracker.........wanna head rub? My, that's a sharp beak you have there, birdie.....

Gnome Dome

: *Ack!* "Man with Pan, Man with Pan!" *ARRRK!* *Squawk!*
: (Where the heck is Polly Anna? Doesn't she hear me squawkin' out here? I wanna go IN!! I wanna go in, NOW! This little guy looks hungry, and he's creepin' up on me with a SKILLET in his hand!)
: *SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAWK!!* flap, flap, flap!

: "Intruder alert, intruder alert! Awwwwk! Basil needs help...pretty bird needs help!" *Screeeeeeech!! SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!!*

: (Well, nobody's comin' to get me. Guess I'd better implement Plan B!)

: "Helll-OH! Helll-OH, there! I'm such a good bird...I'm a good, good birdie! Basil wants a cracker! Hello. I'm a good, good bird..." (That's it, you little Toadie-Looking Man...come on up here, while I'm acting sweet & friendly...come closer...I've honed this beak to a razor sharp edge on my cuttlebone. Now's a chance to see JUST how much damage I can do with it. hehe...Poor little unsuspecting ShrimpieMan thinks he's gonna eat ME...we'll SEE who does the eating around HERE!! What he doesn't know is my FULL name is Basil Bad-To-The-Bone! Think I'll show him just how I got that name, too....)

: "Gimme head scratchies, gimme head scratchies...I'm such a good, good birdie..."

: (Come on...that's it...almost close enough..........)

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