Re: Stone the Crows!

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Posted by Jo on March 04, 2000 at 04:24:14:

In Reply to: Re: Stone the Crows! posted by Bill R on March 03, 2000 at 17:28:04:

: : Hey Unc!

: : Wouldja use silk fer yer wads here? Them black bastards can fly awful high, 'specially wen the scout crows come in fer a look see...but anyone who has shot at crows Knose that ya oughten ta not peck away at the scouts. Lay low til they sees it's OK, and brings the hole bunch in. Then give em what for...and if ya wounds a couple, tie them tagether one-legged with a wang and they'll scream their heads off and bring their pals a-runnin'!! HeeHee!! What a rip! Fer as smart as they is, they's dumb when it comes to decoyin' usin' their own...Give it a go...ya'll see fer yerselfs!!! HeeHeeHee!!!

: : Chillisquaque Charley

: : : : I've had some problems with crows before. The .62 flintlock loaded with buck and ball can let the crows know who is boss. Hannah and Hiram (the niece and nephew) says, "Give 'em heck, just like Hawkeye would!"

: Thanks boys! I guess I'll give 'em a taste of shot. Wonder what the neighbors will think when I go to shootin' my big bore musket at those critters. These 20th century (or is it 21st century now???) folks seem to have very different attitudes about such things. Well, what the hey. They might as well figger out who they's dealin' with right off. You woulda thought the lawn decoration by the front door of Yosemite Sam holding a sign saying "solicitors will be shot on sight" woulda given them a clue eh? course, Betty wanted to put cutsie frogs and such around the sign to tone it down, but I told her more likely I'd put a wooden tombstone inscribed "Avon Lady" next to old Sam.

: Bill R


Well, actually Mr. Bill; probably if you played a Stone the Crows album; maybe old Maggie Bell's voice would scare off your crows!
Problem solved!


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