Posted by Doc M on March 04, 2000 at 09:35:44:
Oh, my mistake. That annoying high-pitched buzzing sound
is coming from the little lawn ornament in the corner there.
*KERCHINK! BLAAMMMM!!!* There. Alllll better.
Oh, yes...aren't we women funny things? And of course
when men buy those nasty magazines featuring blondes
with bodacious tatas and brains the size of walnuts,
no doubt they are focusing on height, weight, and what
her favorite hobbies are. *snort! snort!*
Perhaps the reason you're lacking towels, GD, is that
you haven't looked in the box marked "Cocktail Napkins"
yet. Oh, and speaking of Mayflower Van Lines, when Doctor
M was a wee tot and new neighbors were moving in, she
ran over and breathlessly awaited the moving men to
come out, and burst into bitter tears when they were
NOT pilgrims carrying turkeys and blunderbusses, as
her most evil sister had promised her.
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