Re: Yessir, That's My Baby!

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Posted by MMMMarcia on March 04, 2000 at 13:28:29:

In Reply to: Yessir, That's My Baby! posted by Doc M on March 04, 2000 at 09:06:37:

Doc Mary writes:

: Thank you, Mr. Federici, for requesting my professional opinion
: in this troubling Case Of The Possibly Pseudo Day-Lewis. I
: have just now completed an in-depth examination of the
: subject, and STOP THAT WHIMPERING!! I said I'll take off
: the handcuffs LATER!! I'm SEW sorry. Doctor Mary is
: conducting a *tough love* experiment on the patient in
: question, and sometimes they get kinda squirmy before
: they're properly broken in. *hrumphh! hrummphh!* Where
: was I? Oh, yes. The subject is without doubt most definitely
: the real Mr. Day-Lewis, looking as homely as the proverbial
: mud fence if I may say so, but 'tis he. The thumbs, Watson --
: the thumbs never lie. No one on the planet has thumbs like
: that, which confirms a long-held theory of mine that he
: is, in fact, a strange visitor from another world entirely.
: From long hours of intense one-on-one therapy, I have
: deduced that the look of blank horror on his face was
: induced by an unfortunate encounter with the notorious
: Miss Marcia, who in one of her drunken stupors lured him
: into her cabin and...I can't. It's too horrible. Some
: things are best left unsaid. Let's just say no one was
: spared. *shudder* Plus, he has childhood issues with
: his pet dog Sparky that are best kept in confidence.
: As for the height-discrepancy area, I would say that
: Mr. Means is standing on the notorious Grassy Knoll,
: and that the bullets prove that there were at least
: two CIA gunmen involved. Clear it up any? Now if you-
: all will kindly excuse me...STOP THAT INFERNAL WHIMPERING,
: The natives are getting restless, as the old saying
: goes. Back to work. Woof! Woof!

: Doc M

SPOT on, Sherlock! You are so right...the thumbs never lie! And I fully accept your grassy knoll theory in regard to the height questions. Works for me!


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