Posted by Gnome Dome on March 05, 2000 at 13:46:01:
In Reply to: Re: Spring in the Southern Appalachians posted by MMMMarcia on March 05, 2000 at 11:54:03:
: : : Geez, I can hear GnomeDome spinning in a frenzy & kicking dirt clods every which way all the way down here in Orlando!! hehehahahoho! Poor ol' Gnomeling!!
: : : MMMM
: : You got it sister! *Gnome Dome waving while kicking*. A clod for a Clod we always say........And this Clod deserves our best effort. What is he anyways, inbred kin to Doc Mary?
: SHE, GnomeDome...SHE! NightSky is a lovely, feminine creature, (aren't we ALL, gals?) and she will be much happier if you refer to her as such. Of course, what do YOU care how happy she is, when she's obviously out to cook YOUR goose, as it were!
Well that it explains it a bit! SHE is indeed inbred kin to that wicked witch of the North, Doc Mary. We can only hope that THIS witch, calling herself Night Sky, is the witch the house falls on! (I do so love that phrase you say to cranky wimmins "what's the matter, did a house fall on your sister?")
I suppose this Night Sky person and that nasty Doc Mary exchange recipes...this just ain't fair at all. No sooner do we gnomes get a little peace and quiet with the absence of that slatternly old Doc, than this Night Sky picks up where she left off.
Beware the little people's ire.....as the wise Susan pointed out.
That wise lady may find a gold coin under her pillow. I won't say what the Doc and NS will find under THEIR pillow, but we gnomes have to empty our chamber pots SOMEWHERE and that seems as fitting a place as any!
: : *huff, hunh, unh, unh as Gnome Dome and his forty brothers continue a-kicking*
: : Gnome Dome
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