Posted by Doc M on March 06, 2000 at 18:34:57:
In Reply to: Re: Spring and it ain't Gnome Harvest Season dammit! posted by Bill R on March 06, 2000 at 18:00:31:
: Well Doc, I don't know what the gnome thinks (though I can imagine!) but I think you are a hoot. Where do you come up with this stuff?
: Bill R
Sure an' out of me wee toiny head, Billy Boy. Frightening,
: : Hmmmm. Spring, Gnome Harvest...let's see what my old
: : Granny's receipt book says.
: : Do notte ketch ye gnome
: : On new moone night,
: : When ye moone be fulle
: : Lette gnomes take flight!
: : When ye moone doth waxe
: : Ye gnomes are plumpe,
: : When ye moone doth wane,
: : On their heades do thumpe!!
: : Ain't she a kick? What a great old girl! So she made a
: : few cows fly and turned a few townsfolk into bats...
: : was that any reason to take her to the old hangin'
: : tree? Girls just gotta have fun!
: : I have quite a few recipes for Spring Gnome, but it's
: : best to wait until mid-April to catch them...they tend
: : to dine on ramps and wild onion for the first few weeks
: : of spring, and their smell would knock a buzzard off
: : a poo-poo wagon.
: : Doc M
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