Posted by Beth Pukanecz on March 07, 2000 at 15:50:05:
In Reply to: Re: Hi! & Getcher Stories Straight, Will Ya? posted by Birdie T. Bird on March 07, 2000 at 15:14:33:
: : : : : Hi! I do not know anyone out there, but I will be at the Gathering in June and I wanted to say hi! I am very excited and a little nervous, and I am looking forward to meeting all of you. I have been reading the web site for years now,and you all sound like a fun group!
: : : : : See you then!
: : : : : Beth
: : : : No need to be nervous, Beth...just don't eat or drink anything
: : : : that anyone hands you, and wear washable shoes in case you
: : : : happen to step on a gnome.
: : : : Doc M
: : : Hmmmmm. I see the clods of earth treatment doesn't teach this slattern Doc Mary a thing. Perhaps the contents of a chamber pot will do so..........
: : : GnomeDome
: : Gnomie, I think it was extremely rude to throw the
: : contents of your chamber pot on Miss Marcia, who
: : happened to be passed out in a drunken stupor on
: : the front step of the Clinic. She can't help herself,
: : poor sick thing. Now she smells all grody and I'll
: : have to pay one of the Huron boys to remove her!!
: : Tsk!!
: : Doc M
: Now, Doc...ye'd best look again. Miss Marcia's passed out, all right, but she's lyin' in a heap on her kitchen floor, after fainting dead away from fright last night. Methinks she got a bit o' after dinner from that Major Effingham which put her in a swooning kind o' state. Don't know who that is under the contents of GnomeDome's chamber pot, but it sure ain't Miss M!
: Birdie T. Bird
: Motto: The Bird is the Word!
Thanks for reassuring me-I can see that I am in for quite a weekend!
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