Posted by BillyGnome on March 08, 2000 at 10:57:01:
In Reply to: Re: New Folks in Mohicanland...Will No One HELP??? posted by Miss Gaylee Cooper on March 08, 2000 at 10:34:43:
: : : Ducks as FOOD?? QUACKQUACK! SQUACKLE! Blades?? Sharply-honed? QUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACK!!!!!!! OH! OH! Oh, MY!! *running in circles faster and faster* ACK!! QUACK!! Run for your lives, fellow ducks!! Run far, run FAAAAAAAAST!!! QUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACK....pant, pant, pant, pantpantpant...GASP! *THUD!!!!*
: : : *dead silence...a very blue in the beak Miss Paddletale lies flat out on her feathered backside in the middle of the Village Green*
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: : What's this?? Miss Paddletale passed out, blue in the beak, from one of her hyperventilated, skyisfalling attacks, and NO ONE is going to help her?? No mouth-to-beak resuscitation? No slapping of her little feathered cheeks until she comes around again? Tsk. Nothing but a spiteful remark from the GnomeDome about being glad someone ELSE is in trouble?? How uncharitable! How uncivilized! How perfectly...PREDICTABLE!! Mohicanland...ya gotta love it! Only here can a fat, waddling duck wearing a blue calico bonnet, be lying passed out in the middle of the Village Green, and no one pays the slightest attention. Guess I'll have to fly down to the river & get some cold water to dash in her face...though carrying it back one tiny beakful at a time sure won't have much of an effect, sartain...but what else can I do???
: : *exasperated sigh*
: : Birdie
: Any of you ladies who need to restuff your pillows or quilts, head on down to the Village Green. The duck's in a stress-molt again.
: Miss Gaylee Cooper
Ha! Stress-molt condition! I love it! Guess there will soon be a sale on pillows, quilts, pens, etc and the Huron will be fletching new arrows for the quiver!
And Birdie.....I didn't see any dang DUCK around defending gnomes when Doc Mary or that nasty Night Sky were plotting to snare us and exchanging recipes!!! It's as the nice Scots lady was saying...DUCK makes sense for dinner. You don't make a DINNER outta gnome, you invite him to share your DUCK dinner!
You don't hear anything (from NORMAL folk anyways) about Gnome Jubilee, Gnome La 'Orange, Peking Gnome do you? Nope! I got
some dandelion wine here that should go well with dinner if'n that duck doesn't revive.......
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