Posted by Hector on March 08, 2000 at 14:31:39:
In Reply to: Re: New Folks in Mohicanland...Will No One HELP??? posted by Doc M on March 08, 2000 at 10:09:10:
: : : Ducks as FOOD?? QUACKQUACK! SQUACKLE! Blades?? Sharply-honed? QUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACK!!!!!!! OH! OH! Oh, MY!! *running in circles faster and faster* ACK!! QUACK!! Run for your lives, fellow ducks!! Run far, run FAAAAAAAAST!!! QUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACK....pant, pant, pant, pantpantpant...GASP! *THUD!!!!*
: : : *dead silence...a very blue in the beak Miss Paddletale lies flat out on her feathered backside in the middle of the Village Green*
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: : What's this?? Miss Paddletale passed out, blue in the beak, from one of her hyperventilated, skyisfalling attacks, and NO ONE is going to help her?? No mouth-to-beak resuscitation? No slapping of her little feathered cheeks until she comes around again? Tsk. Nothing but a spiteful remark from the GnomeDome about being glad someone ELSE is in trouble?? How uncharitable! How uncivilized! How perfectly...PREDICTABLE!! Mohicanland...ya gotta love it! Only here can a fat, waddling duck wearing a blue calico bonnet, be lying passed out in the middle of the Village Green, and no one pays the slightest attention. Guess I'll have to fly down to the river & get some cold water to dash in her face...though carrying it back one tiny beakful at a time sure won't have much of an effect, sartain...but what else can I do???
: : *exasperated sigh*
: : Birdie
: Wait! Wait! Fear not! Doctor M is on the way!! Let me load
: 'er into this baking di...I mean, Special High-Sided Metal
: Stretcher, and take her to the Clinic. I think an immediate
: application of slooow steady heat is what's called for --
: say about 325 degrees for 3 hours. Now where did I put
: that recipe for Wild Gnome Dressing???
: Doc M
RUFF! RUFF! SNAP! Growwwlllllllllllll. Get yer hands off that duck, Doc Mary, or we are gonna have a serious disagreement, and it's not gonna be "one of these days". SNAP! We'll see about who's gonna get their duck cooked here! Hands off, I bark! I'm gonna crouch right here and protect Miss Paddle Tale until somebody comes to get her. She's a FRI'ND, d'ye hear? Grrrrrrrrr-RUFF!
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