Posted by Danalee Lavelle-Burroughs on March 10, 2000 at 13:57:33:
In Reply to: Re: The Sheepies and gnomies posted by Doc M on March 10, 2000 at 13:28:03:
I'll take the French Fried Fairy Fritters. Please send overnight fed-ex packed in dry ice. Thanks. Danalee
: : : : I'll pass on the haggis but my mouth is watering for a plate of gnome and fairy sausage.
: : : : Best wishes,
: : : : Goody Sandy
: : :
: : : ~~~~~~~~Gnome and fairy Sausage!?! Will that be available at the Gathering? Can it be ordered on-line? Dare I hope for a local distributor? Please give details, as it sounds absolutely delightful!
: : Gnome and fairy sausage is a delicious and delectable delicacy that will delight your taste buds. It goes especially well with a side order of elf au gratin and a mixed green and pixie salad dressed with nisse vinaigrette. Perhaps one of the traders will have a supply on hand at the gathering. If not, Iím sure that Doc M will be more than happy to supply you with all that you desire.
: : Best wishes,
: : Goody Sandy
: Hmmphh! The only way Doc M wants to get brown and crispy
: is to lie on a beach whilst being gently fanned by brawny,
: scantily-clad, long-haired gentlemen!
: Yes indeed, the Mohicanland Clinic and Alternative
: Victuals Cafe (*motto: "There Are No Medical Mistakes
: That Can't Be Recycled!") is more than able to supply
: all your gnomal, fay, elfin, sprite, sylph, pooka, pixie,
: or banshee needs! Our special this week is Down Home
: Cookin'. Today we're offering Smothered Fried Gnome
: with Real Red-Eye Gravy and French-Fried Fairy Fritters.
: As far as haggis goes, I think I saw it once, but just
: like when you drive by a car wreck, you look and then
: wish you hadn't. Bleahhh! Bleaahhh!
: Doc M
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