Posted by Goody Sandy on March 10, 2000 at 14:36:21:
In Reply to: Re: The Sheepies and Haggis, A Scotsman's Dream! posted by Ossian Gunn, the Poet of Scotia on March 10, 2000 at 14:02:38:
: .......(In reply to those who do not understand Haggis)
: Haggis is the Food of the Gods.
: Into our hungry mouths go big wads.
: Ground up kidney, liver and lung.
: Cooked with oatmeal in sheep's stomach wrung.
: Laced with Scotch the Water of Life.
: Cut and eaten with a huge Scots knife.
Oh we understand haggis…that’s why we would have to be laced with Scotch just to consider eating any of it.
Now if you changed the recipe a bit, I might consider it:
Gnomggis is the Food of the Gods.
Into our hungry mouths go big wads.
Ground up elf, pixie and fairy
Cooked with chocolate and a gnome by Mary.
Laced with Tea the Water of Life.
Cut and hand fed to me by one of the Doc’s brawny, scantily-clad, long-haired gentlemen (so it doesn’t rhyme)
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