Posted by Doc M on March 10, 2000 at 14:36:57:
In Reply to: Re: The Sheepies and gnomies posted by Goody Sandy on March 10, 2000 at 14:15:31:
: : Hmmphh! The only way Doc M wants to get brown and crispy is to lie on a beach whilst being gently fanned by brawny, scantily-clad, long-haired gentlemen!
: Yo Doc Babe! Save me a place on the beach towel and also bring me some of that down gnome cookin’
: Goody Sandy
Excellent! I've found that being massaged with cold-pressed
gnome oil gives one that deep, dark, man-trapping tan, so
I'll be sure to save you a pannikin or two! As Granny
Find ye gnomie mild and meeke,
Press hyme tille he giveth squeeke;
Collecte ye oile for ye tanne
Sure to fetche ye nearest manne!
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