Posted by Goody Sandy on March 10, 2000 at 15:17:09:
In Reply to: Re: The Sheepies and gnomies posted by Doc M on March 10, 2000 at 14:36:57:
: : : Hmmphh! The only way Doc M wants to get brown and crispy is to lie on a beach whilst being gently fanned by brawny, scantily-clad, long-haired gentlemen!
: : Yo Doc Babe! Save me a place on the beach towel and also bring me some of that down gnome cookin’
: : Goody Sandy
: Excellent! I've found that being massaged with cold-pressed
: gnome oil gives one that deep, dark, man-trapping tan, so
: I'll be sure to save you a pannikin or two! As Granny
: always said,
: Find ye gnomie mild and meeke,
: Press hyme tille he giveth squeeke;
: Collecte ye oile for ye tanne
: Sure to fetche ye nearest manne!
: Doc M
Thanks Doc M. Your Granny is a wise woman. Now I know where you get all of your smarts.
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