Posted by myrrh on March 10, 2000 at 15:30:38:
In Reply to: Re: The Sheepies and gnomies posted by Goody Sandy on March 10, 2000 at 15:17:09:
: : : : Hmmphh! The only way Doc M wants to get brown and crispy is to lie on a beach whilst being gently fanned by brawny, scantily-clad, long-haired gentlemen!
: : : Yo Doc Babe! Save me a place on the beach towel and also bring me some of that down gnome cookin’
: : : Goody Sandy
: : Excellent! I've found that being massaged with cold-pressed
: : gnome oil gives one that deep, dark, man-trapping tan, so
: : I'll be sure to save you a pannikin or two! As Granny
: : always said,
: : Find ye gnomie mild and meeke,
: : Press hyme tille he giveth squeeke;
: : Collecte ye oile for ye tanne
: : Sure to fetche ye nearest manne!
Oh, geeze, I'll second that one! in between the guffaws!
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