Posted by Gnome Dome on March 11, 2000 at 14:43:58:
In Reply to: Re: Cautiously....... posted by Goody Sandy on March 11, 2000 at 13:02:19:
yeah right. Do you see any pumpkin trucks around here? Then WHAT makes you think I just fell off one??????
The only jam you're gonna have on your crumpets is TOE jam.
I hear your buddy Doc Mary has quite a LOT of it, so go look for her and leave we invisible gnomes alone.....I AM invisible now, right Sassy? Sassy? Hey!
: Sniff! Sniff! I smell...gnomes!!! Tee, hee, hee. It's nearly tea time and I think a bit of gnome jam would be lovely on crumpets and go quite well with a spot of blackberry and sage tea. Here gnomie, gnomie, gnomie...
: Best wishes,
: Goody Sandy
: : The tip of a pointed red hat cautiously pokes out of the hollow tree,
: : followed by a bearded face. The face looks around nervously and carefully...searching the woods and pathways for any humans with a hungry look on their faces, or carrying butterfly nets, or laying spring traps along the path. Never before have gnomes worried that humans might make a meal of them, but these Mohicanlanders are a strange and perverted lot. The Gnome speculates that perhaps they are all victims of the one called Doc Mary. It COULD be that her "gifts" of libations to folks might really be a mind and mood altering liquid which makes folks crazy with lust, hedonism, and gluttony.
: : Seeing nobody, he tentatively emerges from the doorway, but waves to Betty Gnome to stay inside until an all clear is given......
: : Gnome Dome
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