Posted by MMMMarcia on March 12, 2000 at 13:51:30:
In Reply to: Re: For The Ladies of Mohicanland posted by Bill R on March 12, 2000 at 12:18:44:
: : I swear ... give these boys a bit of Board space, and the
: : next thing you know the whole passel of them are having
: : size contests and bleating and prancing about like goats.
: : As my old Granny always said:
: : The Celts both Scots and Irish bred
: : Weel bragge in publick hoosies
: : But toll the belle
: : 'Tis truthe I telle...
: : They're all fixed like wee mousies!
: : Doc M
: HA!! As usual, DM has me hootin'. I swear, if I could afford it, I would pay her way to the Gathering just to enjoy the laughter and hilarity around the bonfires.
: Bill R
OK, just for the sake of putting this whole discussion to well-deserved rest, let me just say, Bill, that I have it from a costumer of the period that underwear in any form is a very new invention. Layers of chemises under ladies dresses, yes. Bloomers, no. They weren't invented until 1850. Nothing under kilts. Nothing under trousers. However, just to keep your imagination from running amok with any more hideous imagery, it wouldn't seem to me that personal hygiene would be ignored to THAT extent, even given the lack of bloomers, drawers, jockeys, bikinis, or thongs. While every house wasn't stocked with cans of Right-Guard and people didn't take bathes with great regularity, I can't imagine they didn't practice at least rudimentary cleanliness.
Now, can we think about what's goin' on ABOVE the kilt for a bit, instead of what's happenin' UNDER it? Just for something "completely different," as John Cleese would say? PUH-LEEEEEEEEZE????
Anyone seen GnomeDome lately? But, no, you wouldn't have, would you...bein' as how he's INVISIBLE an' all!!! What's he up to, Bill??
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