Posted by Gnome Dome on March 14, 2000 at 12:35:21:
In Reply to: Re: Looky There! posted by Doc M on March 14, 2000 at 12:19:44:
: : : GnomeDome:
: : : : AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
: : : : Where the heck did that dust come from??????????
: : : : Oh, up in the sky. It's a bird, no it's a plane, no it looks like a purple people eater.....ooops, nope it's Sassy on her purple rug.
: : : : Thanks, I think. Lessee now, did this make me invisible???
: : : : *steps boldly out from under the leaf*
: : : : Gnome Dome
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: : : Dang!! I musta used a bit too much of that there magic dust o' mine...that wee little man has plumb DISAPPEARED!! Yikes!! Just what we need in Mohicanland...an INVISIBLE GNOME!! It fairly boggles the mind to even consider the mischief he might be able to get up to, were he to take a mind to! Mayhap I better hightail it outta here, before somebody sees me, and realizes what I've done!
: : : *ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip!* *zooooooooooooooooooooooooom!*
: : MMMM, was that perchance slugbait you sprinkled by accident? You may have MELTED the poor fellow!
: : M.
: Oh, dear...the poor wee fellow!! Rush him immediately to
: the Mohicanland Clinic!!! Only Doc M can save him!!!
: HURON NUMBER ONE...FETCH ME MY GNOME MALLET!!! STAT!!
: Doc M
Oh evil Doc with the mallet,
Look ye not for the gnome
Just lie back down on your pallet
He now can't be seen as he roams
I am sure that well worn pallet
has generated quite an income
And can he really count that high?
That ignorant Huron, One.
For now that I am invisible
I have no fear of your tricks
So go pound sand you miserable...
lewd and slatternly hick.
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