Re: Looky There!

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Posted by Gnome Dome on March 15, 2000 at 10:24:39:

In Reply to: Re: Looky There! posted by Doc M on March 15, 2000 at 09:36:35:

: : : : : but a Doc's gotta do what
: : : : : : a Doc's gotta do.

: : : : : : Doc M

: : : : : Yeah, we know. And how ELSE would your pallet have become so well worn???? It's well worn because, as you say, Doc's gotta do what Doc's gotta do.

: : : : : *sticking thumbs in ears and wiggling hands while sticking tongue out - even though he knows she can't see him, it makes him feel SO GOOD to do it!*

: : : : : Nya nya nya. *Gives Doc M the Irish salute*

: : : : : Gnome Dome

: : : : Hmmmm. Hmmmm. What was the term they used in Apocalypse
: : : : Now..."carpet bombing?" I think if the Huron boys and
: : : : I stand side by side in a line and walk forward slowly,
: : : : pounding every single inch of the floor with large croquet
: : : : mallets, we might just squash the little bugger flatter
: : : : than a road-killed possum on Route 95!

: : : : Doc M

: : : The gnome stands to the side, leaning up against a tree with his arms crossed, watching the ludricrous sight of a line of rather dim-witted Huron - Doc Mary in the middle - hitting the ground with silly croquet mallets. He ponders....what shall we do with their labors so that they don't labor for naught? That would make a really nice fairway.....hmmmmm.....maybe a Mohicanland golf course? I hear there are some of Scottish extraction hereabouts...surely they brought their clubs with them!!

: : : Or, geez, if these twits continue the way they are...they will end up in Albany. I guess we could paint a yellow line down this thing and call it the beginning of the EisenMary interstate highway system.

: : : Hey!! You guys in the kilts!!! Get OUTTA there! No, dammit, don't be putting that little wee ball on that little wee wooden stand...we aint made our mind up yet. *Sheesh. These louts in plaid 'clouts don't waste any time teeing off on old Doc Mary, do they? Thinks the gnome with a very big grin forming at the thought of a wee white dimpled ball hitting the old Doc right in the dimples *

: : : Gnome Dome

: : Hey Doc,

: : Last night, while watching the 3.2 seconds of TV I get a chance to watch each week, I come upon a Geico Direct commercial. Have you seen it? Did you write it? In it the Geological Survey Team is rushing in to investigate a housing jumping up and down, and in the front yard is a wee little gnomey man, complete with red pointy hat, falling over due to the shaken ground. Maybe there's some ideas there, huh????? Those mallets just may not cover enough ground!

: : Diana

: You are SEWWWW right, Diana. The mallet idea was the product
: of a fevered mind...though it was kind of a kick bumping hips
: with my little sweaty Hurons, I must say. Time to put on
: the Game Face, hitch my long lacey skirts up past my dainty
: ankles, and climb aboard the Gargantuan Mohicanland Road
: Grader and Gnomal Squisher, and fire that sucker up!!!
: Oooooo! Doctor Mary just looooves driving powerful
: throbbing machinery!

: Doc M

*the gnome holds a sign up saying "Doc Mary's a fiddle butt" and stands in front of her house.....he just knows what will happen!
Old doc will come barrelling down the road with evil intent, he will drop the sign becoming invisible again, and ......well let's just say it will be an "unpalletable" experience for her as her beloved "workbench" is swept away feather ticking, sheets and all.*

Gnome Dome

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