Posted by Gnome Dome on March 15, 2000 at 11:33:26:
In Reply to: Re: To All Who Live Here posted by MMMMarcia on March 15, 2000 at 11:23:46:
: : First, I must say, for one who expected to remain quiet, I seem to have found my voice. So once again, I post.
: : Ode to the Uncommon Man
: : For those who seek the tall, dark one, perchance a second thought here.
: : Harsh words and battle do not win a trophy that is so clear.
: : Perhaps it's best on first approach to touch with softest motion
: : his heart that's hidden deep inside, where love be just a notion.
: : I can but speak from past affairs, when youth was in full bloom.
: : Don't turn their heads when entering, but leaving, draw the room.
: : With deference to the great James Bond, exception must be taken.
: : To win a man who's heart is strong, best leave him stirred not shaken.
: Oh, wonderful, Emma! I salute your way with words! Excellent sentiments! But let me hasten to add that I would never exhibit such rash, un-femiNINE qualities in the presence of my adored HawkMan! Only, every once in awhile, that dratted Doctor Mary personage needs to be DIS-assembled...a little.
Hmmm. Might I suggest a big, strong Clydesdale tied one to each of her limbs? With a hearty Hi Yo, giddap!!!! To each? That outta dis-assemble her nicely!
*running out to order some oats so those Clydesdale's are particulary frisky for the job*
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