Posted by Doc M on March 15, 2000 at 12:47:38:
In Reply to: Re: To All Who Live Here posted by MMMMarcia on March 15, 2000 at 10:29:48:
: Doc M FOOLISHLY writes (and probably equally foolishly BELIEVES):
: (And keep yer distance from my magnificently
: : muscled, black-haired, steely-eyed Hawkie-poo. I have
: : enough trouble with MMMMarcia! I ain't done with him yet!!)
: YOUR Hawkie-poo?? YOURS??? Oh, ha, ha and HA! It's to laugh, O' Demented One! And you think you've had trouble with me in the past?? You ain't seen NUTHIN' yet, Docster! Myrrh's treasure trove of new pictures last week, coupled with the balmy spring weather hereabouts, has reawakened my innermost, spiritual self, and done a pretty good turn for my outermost nature, as well! I'm in the mood for a knock-down, drag-out, doncha know! Keep your hands off'n mah man, or you'll find yerself in the middle of one!!!!
: So there.
: Your Rival in All Things Hawkful!
'Scuse me, 'scuse me...Doc M has to gently and carefully
move Miss Emma to one side here -- she's too tender to
be bruised up yet. You just sit there, darlin', and be
ladylike. Maybe Doc M will throw you a little scrap of
The True Loincloth to use as a security blankie.
NOW! *rubbing hands together* Doc M leaps off her
trusty road grader and hastily pulls on her lacy bloomers
and high-heeled sneakers... "C'MON!! C'MON! Show me
whatcha got!!" She springs lightly back and forth on
the balls of her feet, rubbing her nose on her hand-tooled
gnome-leather boxing gloves..."Yah got NUTHIN'! Yah got
NUTHIN!! C'mon in da ring, already!" *snort! snort!*
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