Posted by Doc on March 15, 2000 at 13:11:42:
In Reply to: Re: Damme! Damme! ... OUCH! posted by Rich on March 15, 2000 at 12:59:13:
: : I just ran over some duck that had a dress on!!! Pressed
: : Paddletail, anyone??? Where are the *&^%%#@! brakes on this
: : thing??? HELLLLLPPP!! I seem to be heading over to the
: : Mohicanland Post Office where a lanky Italianate fellow
: : with a pony tail just jumped out the window to avoid being
: : flattened like a tortilla!!! AGGGGHHHH!!!
: : Doc M
: Window??? WHAT window??? No windows here ... that was the hole through the side of the building you ran your feather-laden excuse for a vehicle through, my dear.
: OK, if it's something I said, just let me know. Lucky for you, they've made us Postal employees check our guns in at the door beginning about a year, or so, ago. The other guys sneak theirs in, but ever try to beat security carrying a Killdeer???
: Jeez, Doc ... They already thought I was crazy with this Mohicans thing. How do I explain THIS???
Good heavens...what's to explain? A bug-eyed crazy woman
dressed like Scarlett O'Hara riding a gigantic piece
of construction equipment flattens your workplace?
Have they no sense of adven-chuh and joie de vivre?
Now The Great and Terrible Lainey, like a magnificent
lioness in her holy wrath...THAT would take some
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