Re: To All Who Live Here

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Posted by French Trader on March 15, 2000 at 13:55:11:

In Reply to: Re: To All Who Live Here posted by Doc M on March 15, 2000 at 12:47:38:

: : Doc M FOOLISHLY writes (and probably equally foolishly BELIEVES):

: : (And keep yer distance from my magnificently
: : : muscled, black-haired, steely-eyed Hawkie-poo. I have
: : : enough trouble with MMMMarcia! I ain't done with him yet!!)

: : ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

: : YOUR Hawkie-poo?? YOURS??? Oh, ha, ha and HA! It's to laugh, O' Demented One! And you think you've had trouble with me in the past?? You ain't seen NUTHIN' yet, Docster! Myrrh's treasure trove of new pictures last week, coupled with the balmy spring weather hereabouts, has reawakened my innermost, spiritual self, and done a pretty good turn for my outermost nature, as well! I'm in the mood for a knock-down, drag-out, doncha know! Keep your hands off'n mah man, or you'll find yerself in the middle of one!!!!

: : So there.

: : Your Rival in All Things Hawkful!
: : MMMM

: 'Scuse me, 'scuse me...Doc M has to gently and carefully
: move Miss Emma to one side here -- she's too tender to
: be bruised up yet. You just sit there, darlin', and be
: ladylike. Maybe Doc M will throw you a little scrap of
: The True Loincloth to use as a security blankie.
: NOW! *rubbing hands together* Doc M leaps off her
: trusty road grader and hastily pulls on her lacy bloomers
: and high-heeled sneakers... "C'MON!! C'MON! Show me
: whatcha got!!" She springs lightly back and forth on
: the balls of her feet, rubbing her nose on her hand-tooled
: gnome-leather boxing gloves..."Yah got NUTHIN'! Yah got
: NUTHIN!! C'mon in da ring, already!" *snort! snort!*

: Doc M

Now calm down Docy Poo. It is true mon ami that anyone who befreinds that..that Hawk Nose or Hawk Eye or what ever he goes by, should be delt with and delt with swiftly. I won`t stand in your way but I WILL cover your backside. I hear this MMMMarcia does have a few friends and some of them are in law enforcment. Or was that lawn restorment. Oh well, anyway, you can keep the loincloth scraps as I have no need for them. I`ll just be over here polishing my trade goods.

French Trader

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