Posted by MMMMarcia on March 15, 2000 at 16:00:13:
Oh, lookit 'er down there, wouldja...dancin' around and waving all her weapons and blusterin' and snortin' and flounderin' all over the place, dodgin' and weavin' and dancin' up on her tippy toes, and acting like she thinks she's gonna beat somebody to smithereens, or sumthin'! Tsk. Thaaaaaat's okay, Doc, Honey...you just keep on dancin' an' hollerin' down there...I'll just stay up here on the roof o' Miss Marcia's downhome kitchen, and take careful aim with my specially modified gun I borrowed from Dweebie Day-Lewis, Chipmunk Wounder II. Hold still fer a second...hold it...hooooold it...NOW, *SPLAT!!* hehehe She's down!
Not so noisy now, are ya, Doc? And from the look and smell of you, I think my claim on Hawkeye is probably pretty safe. I can climb down off this roof, and head on home. Nuthin' like a balloon filled with freshly harvested skunk oil fired through a high powered gun to take the fight outta somebody!
My work here is done!! Awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!
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