Posted by Dana S. on March 15, 2000 at 16:05:05:
In Reply to: The Musical posted by NightSky on March 15, 2000 at 15:24:24:
: Coming Soon To A Theater Near You: Lost In The Mohicans! The turbulent story of war torn Mohicanland, where every day residents risk life and limb to win the heart of the noble Hawknose (that is right, isn't it?). Follow the adventures of Doc Mary, as she drives her backhoe through the post office, in search of the latest junk mail. Spend time in the forrest with Billy Gnome and Emma, as they avoid treacherous dismemberment at the hand of the evil Doc M. Sit on the porch with Marcia, and sip mint julips at sundown with Sheriff Twigg and Hector. Learn the truth about the traders as they vie for customers in a savage land. Set in the back drop of endless vistas and breathtaking wilderness, Lost In The Mohicans brings these characters to life as never before on the big screen. Rated R for restricted to those with imagination only. (Musical score written by each viewer in their own head!)
Hahaha! That's GREAT, Nightsky!
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