Re: Et Tu Dana?

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Posted by Doc M on March 16, 2000 at 14:10:48:

In Reply to: Re: Et Tu Dana? posted by Gnome Dome on March 16, 2000 at 13:50:47:

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: : : : : : : : : Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
: : : : : : : : : A quick death and an easy one.
: : : : : : : : : A roasted gnome and stewed one.
: : : : : : : : : A cold beer – and another one!

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: : : : : : : : : May the roof about us never fall in
: : : : : : : : : And may we friends gathered below it never fall out.

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: : : : : : : : : May you be poor in misfortune
: : : : : : : : : Rich in blessings
: : : : : : : : : Slow to make enemies
: : : : : : : : : Quick to make friends
: : : : : : : : : But rich or poor
: : : : : : : : : Quick or slow
: : : : : : : : : May you know nothing but happiness
: : : : : : : : : From this day forth.

: : : : : : : : : Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

: : : : : : : : : Best wishes,
: : : : : : : : : O’Goody McSandy

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: : : : : : : : Oooooooooo! Those are cool, McSandy. I can smell the Gnome stew now.............

: : : : : : : : Dana McS.

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: : : : : : : Oh fine. You too? even YOU are now planning meals around a plump gnome? You should all be ashamed of yourselves, with St Patty's day coming along and all.

: : : : : : : Gnome Dome

: : : : : : Ah, faith...'tis the wee gnomie squeakin' again, saints be
: : : : : : praised. Don't be worrying so...it's your first cousin
: : : : : : we found in the bottom of the beer barrel at Bumppo's
: : : : : : that we'll be stewin' this year ...Foam Gnome!

: : : : : : Doc M

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: : : : : I see. And if it were YOUR first cousin we had found down at the bottom of the barrel, it would be your HUSBAND we would be stewing, right?

: : : : : Gnome Dome

: : : : Oh please, would you????!!???

: : : : Doc M
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: : : We use beer in our Bar-B-Que sauce down here. We even stuff an open can of beer in the rear end of a chicken and stand it on the pit to cook. Meat just falls off the bone. I`m sure it would work for your husband, Doc M, or just about any gnome.

: : : Clabert

: : Now I KNEW there was a reason I was so fond of you, snooks!
: : I just purely am in love with that open beer can idea!

: : Doc M

: Then I suggest you try out the idea on YOURSELf, not the elf, Dear Doc Mary. Take the open beer can and stick it.....well, I need say more. You get the idea. Remember that jingle..."From the land of sparkling waters...", well imagine a new jingle "From the land where the sun don't shine"

: Gnome Dome

I will ignore that ruuuuude little sally, Gnomie, as I
know you probably had a very troubled elfhood and have
many issues with incredibly beautiful, strong-minded
women such as myself. I have vowed to not let such
things disturb my essential evolvedness, and...oh,
the hell with it! *WHACK!!! WHACK!!!*

Doc M

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