Re: A Toast to the Irish

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Posted by Doc M on March 16, 2000 at 14:13:47:

In Reply to: Re: A Toast to the Irish posted by Gnome Dome on March 16, 2000 at 13:52:51:

: : : : : : : Top o’ the mornin’ to ya:

: : : : : : : Here are a few Irish toasts to share with your friends and family on St. Pat’s day.

: : : : : : : May your glass be ever full.
: : : : : : : May the roof over your head be always strong.
: : : : : : : And may you be in Heaven half an hour before the devil knows you’re dead.

: : : : : : :
: : : : : : : Here’s to me, and here’s to you,
: : : : : : : And here’s to love and laughter,
: : : : : : : I’ll be true as long as you,
: : : : : : : And not one moment after.

: : : : : : :
: : : : : : : Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
: : : : : : : A quick death and an easy one.
: : : : : : : A roasted gnome and stewed one.
: : : : : : : A cold beer – and another one!

: : : : : : :
: : : : : : : May the roof about us never fall in
: : : : : : : And may we friends gathered below it never fall out.

: : : : : : :
: : : : : : : May you be poor in misfortune
: : : : : : : Rich in blessings
: : : : : : : Slow to make enemies
: : : : : : : Quick to make friends
: : : : : : : But rich or poor
: : : : : : : Quick or slow
: : : : : : : May you know nothing but happiness
: : : : : : : From this day forth.

: : : : : : : Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

: : : : : : : Best wishes,
: : : : : : : O’Goody McSandy

: : : : : : ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

: : : : : : Oooooooooo! Those are cool, McSandy. I can smell the Gnome stew now.............

: : : : : : Dana McS.

: : : : : Hi Dana McS:

: : : : : My mouth is watering thinking about a big bowl of Gnome stew and a mug of green tea.

: : : : : O'Goody McSandy
: : : : ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

: : : : All you good people will have to enjoy St. Pat`s Day without me. I have to be at the plant at 4:30am and I`ll be working all weekend. Oh, I can hear the music warmimg up at my favorite Pub in Houston now.

: : : : Clabert

: : : Clabert, my treasure...I don't know what your job is in
: : : the Real World, but we must find you a new one!!! I
: : : suggest you place an ad immediately in The Courier.
: : : Surely there's a place for a fine eyeful such as yourself!

: : : Doc M
: : ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

: : Doc,
: : My wife said she`s seen me naked and..."Naaa, wouldn`t do any good" Hahahaha

: : Clabert

:
: Well I should hope she has! It would be a srange marriage you have there if she had NOT.

: Gnome Dome

Well, perhaps they have one of those late Victorian type
arrangements where they both wear those long nighties
with strategic openings here and there. It's not for
us to judge, GD!

Doc M

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