Posted by Bill R on March 17, 2000 at 08:10:31:
In Reply to: Easy there, Doc! posted by Elaine on March 17, 2000 at 07:44:29:
: : : : While on the path to Miss Marcia's today, to have a mint julip, I heard this woman's voice (at least I think it was a woman) singing "come a little bit closer, you're my kind of man, so big and so strong, come a little bit closer, the night is so long and I'm all alone.." And I swear, right after that was a voice that sounded just like Barry White.....anybody know who this could be? I never could tell exactly where the singing was coming from, and it was in a scary part of the woods, so I didn't venture far off the path. NightSky
: : : _______
: : : Anything even remotely sounding like Mr. White would certainly make one "Walk On By" and very quickly.......no matter what part of the woods!!!!
: : : Did you get your mint julip??
: : : Jo
: : Well, it certainly wasn't Doc M!!! Rumor has it that Miss
: : Marcia even now roams the Wild Woods, a change machine
: : clamped to her belt buckle, moaning and wailing for...er...
: : "gentleman callers." Doc M is a strictly indoors, running
: : water, room service kind of gal!!! PS Do drop by Bumppo's
: : tonight -- Doctor Mary is singing her world-famous rendition
: : of "Mother Macree" while doing the soft shoe and twirling
: : flaming batons...there won't be a dry seat in the house!!!
: : Doc M
: : *No Persons Under 2'6" Admitted!*
: Now, now ... no picking on Miss Marcia today, Doc. It's her birthday! Be nice, be kind, and try to stay in line.
: Happy birthday, Marcia!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARCIA!!!!!!!!!!
Mi mi mi mi *hack! cough! errrRUM phtui*
happy birthday to you
happy birthday to YOU
happy birthday dear MMMMMarcia,
happy birthday to YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
*sung in horrible voice sounding like Sylvester Stallone on a falling down drunk*
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