Posted by Sheriff Bent Twigg on March 17, 2000 at 17:23:19:
Come one, come all to Bumppo's Tavern tonight for the finest Birthday Bash the Town has ever seen! Drinks are on the Civic Budget, so PPPPPPPAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A. Bee Witched and the Zom Bees will join Sassy The Soothsayer in a Magic Moment of Slight of Wing.
B. She Who Tracks La Longue Carabine will provide an exhilatering demonstration of Hector's Fabulous Tricks, including Snoring to the Sound Track of "The Courier", which is always a favorite with the audiences.
C. Dweebie Day-Lewis will demonstrate his skill with his famous rifle"Chipmunk Wounder', assisted by Gore Bee and the Bee Two Bombers.
D. The Gnome will dance naked through a field of lillies, pursued by Basil The Parrot
Citizens who wish to perform at this Blow-Out Gala are welcome to join the show. Just let us know what you plan to do and what props we may need to provide.
Sheriff Benton (just call me Bent) Twigg
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