Posted by Gnome on March 17, 2000 at 18:52:28:
In Reply to: Re: The Town Throws a Birthday Bash posted by Pilgrim O' Penny on March 17, 2000 at 18:36:30:
: : : Come one, come all to Bumppo's Tavern tonight for the finest Birthday Bash the Town has ever seen! Drinks are on the Civic Budget, so PPPPPPPAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
: : : Special Entertainment:
: : : A. Bee Witched and the Zom Bees will join Sassy The Soothsayer in a Magic Moment of Slight of Wing.
: : : B. She Who Tracks La Longue Carabine will provide an exhilatering demonstration of Hector's Fabulous Tricks, including Snoring to the Sound Track of "The Courier", which is always a favorite with the audiences.
: : : C. Dweebie Day-Lewis will demonstrate his skill with his famous rifle"Chipmunk Wounder', assisted by Gore Bee and the Bee Two Bombers.
: : : D. The Gnome will dance naked through a field of lillies, pursued by Basil The Parrot
: : : Citizens who wish to perform at this Blow-Out Gala are welcome to join the show. Just let us know what you plan to do and what props we may need to provide.
: : : Sheriff Benton (just call me Bent) Twigg
: : Unh.....Sheriff? Just a wee correction from a wee man.....Gnomes are NEVER completely naked! We ALWAYS at least have our red pointy hats on if nothing else.
: : Gnome Dome
: ::WooooHoooo! If Dweebie Day AND Benton are going to be there, I'M there! Anybody got a breath mint?!--PO'P
: and a PS--Does anyone know if Gnomie is hitched? Maybe it's too much drinkin' of the green but, he's kinda cute--for a wee lad!
Oh oh! Sounds like PP is ahead of us in her imbibing! For her to think a wee man of 25 cm could satisfy a human female? Can't happen.
Everything on the wee man is wee, know what I mean? Besides, Gnome Dome ain't hitched yet, but he is real close to the hitching post...with my Betty Gnome.
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