Posted by Sheriff Twigg on March 17, 2000 at 19:28:34:
In Reply to: Re: The Town Throws a Birthday Bash posted by Gnome Dome on March 17, 2000 at 17:28:47:
: : Come one, come all to Bumppo's Tavern tonight for the finest Birthday Bash the Town has ever seen! Drinks are on the Civic Budget, so PPPPPPPAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
: : Special Entertainment:
: : A. Bee Witched and the Zom Bees will join Sassy The Soothsayer in a Magic Moment of Slight of Wing.
: : B. She Who Tracks La Longue Carabine will provide an exhilatering demonstration of Hector's Fabulous Tricks, including Snoring to the Sound Track of "The Courier", which is always a favorite with the audiences.
: : C. Dweebie Day-Lewis will demonstrate his skill with his famous rifle"Chipmunk Wounder', assisted by Gore Bee and the Bee Two Bombers.
: : D. The Gnome will dance naked through a field of lillies, pursued by Basil The Parrot
: : Citizens who wish to perform at this Blow-Out Gala are welcome to join the show. Just let us know what you plan to do and what props we may need to provide.
: : Sheriff Benton (just call me Bent) Twigg
: Unh.....Sheriff? Just a wee correction from a wee man.....Gnomes are NEVER completely naked! We ALWAYS at least have our red pointy hats on if nothing else.
: Gnome Dome
A red pointy hat is perfectly acceptable. We wouldn't want you to be arrested for indecent public exposure or anything.
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