Re: Birthday Bash and Hitching Post

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Posted by NightSky on March 17, 2000 at 20:40:24:

In Reply to: Re: Birthday Bash and Hitching Post posted by BillyGnome on March 17, 2000 at 19:27:54:

: : : Oh oh! Sounds like PP is ahead of us in her imbibing! For her to think a wee man of 25 cm could satisfy a human female? Can't happen.
: : : Everything on the wee man is wee, know what I mean? Besides, Gnome Dome ain't hitched yet, but he is real close to the hitching post...with my Betty Gnome.

: : : Gnome Dome

: : :: Gnomie...Opps! Sorry! This must be your first real Mohicanland party--I flirt and flirt bad at these shindigs--especially when I have been in "The Spirits". But I am sure that your beeloved and beetrothed Betty has told you that it isn't the size that counts! BURP! Now where IS Dweebie and Benton...wooo...hoooo!---PP

: Oh Dear Pilgrim Penny,

: Size truly must NOT count if you go seeking Dweebie!!!!

: No worries lass. Betty is a good sort, and Billy was flattered.
: S'Fun to flirt.

: Betty Gnome understands the magickal woods and fields....and how bewitching wee faeries might be. We are all of us one happy circle. It's those trolls and trollops (the ones with bogus doctorates) we faeries and gnomes have to beware!!!

: Wanna Dance? *twirling and skipping fit to make a Leprechaun proud*

: BillyGnome


Oh my, I see three dancing gnomes! A bit too much green beer I'm afraid. Did shoot great pool though (at least that's what I seem to remember). Now's the time for those flaming batons! Age is catching up with me. There was a time I'd be shooting on into the next morning, but those days are gone I fear. Dance on dear gnome, and give wonderous Betty a big smooch! She must be a tolerant soul to put up with a flirtatious, naked (except for hat), dancing gnome. Happy SPD everyone. NightSky

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