Posted by MMMMarcia on March 18, 2000 at 10:17:56:
In Reply to: Re: Green Birthday Bashes posted by Miss Gaylee Cooper on March 18, 2000 at 09:09:37:
Miss Gaylee Cooper writes:
: My Dear Miss MMMMarcia,
: I beg your pardon, my dear, but I believe it was Sheriff Twigg, otherwise known as Bent Boy, who called for this mad bash at Bumppo's Tavern to celebrate in usual Mohicanland fashion the nativity of various of our favorite citizens. However, as usual, the day after the party, he and his rampaging cohorts are sleeping off the results in disgraceful piles of humanity strewn about under various bushes and on unsuspecting citizens' verandas until well after the sun has crossed the midline of the sky. Thus, I will have to get together the Library Volunteers Committee - AGAIN!- and go over to Bumppo's to try to put some order to the place. As soon as I can sober up the members of the Committee, of course.
: Miss Gaylee Cooper
Oooops! My mistake, Miss Gaylee! Not having been in actual attendance at the party, I took the word of someone who WAS...bad judgement on my part, indeed, as no one who attended that party was in any shape to be distributing information at all! Thank goodness for you and your Library Volunteers Committee, however! I'm sure Miss Marcia will join you all in your endeavors to set Bumppo's to rights again (or as close to Rights as that wicked den of iniquity EVER is) as soon as she recovers from a terrible headache she's suffering this morning. Most likely it's her allergies, as I'm certain her lady-like self wouldn't indulge in drinking any green libations being passed around the front yard of that disreputable place. And I'm even MORE certain that the rumors that Miss Marcia began flinging about bits of her attire & frolicking in her chemise on the Tavern Green are just THAT...wicked, ugly rumors! My poor, poor cousin! Someone is always looking to tarnish her pristine reputation! Let's hear it for Miss Marcia and Southern (or Southren, as Lady Ann prefers) Ladies everywhere, the flowers of gentility and restraint! Hip, hip, hoo-RAAAAAY!
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