Posted by Gnome Dome on March 22, 2000 at 10:13:42:
In Reply to: The Edict of Lainey posted by Lainey on March 22, 2000 at 01:27:06:
MENTORMAN MENTORMAN MENTORMAN. I'LL SAY IT AGAIN. MENTORMAN.
NYA NYA NYA!
Dana S would NEVER shoot the head off a gnome. Dana S is a sensitive, kindly, faerie loving protector of gnomes. She has many in her home. We visit her all the time and tend her gardens, her forest animals, do odd carpentry jobs etc. Doc Mary now - well SHE might shoot the heads off gnomes if she ever was sober enough to see both sights of the rifle...but usually when sighting down the barrel - she thinks she has a triple barrelled shotgun in her hands due to the shakes and the drunken vision problem.
If gnomes and faeries wanna flirt....well so what? At least we do it with some class....not running around lifting kilts and loincloths and such and swooning all over the place like some humans we could name! You've never felt true ecstasy until you have been brushed by a faeries wings.
We are glad to hear from you Lainey. I take no offense at your multi-personable edicts....befriending Hurons I may have to draw the line at though.
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