The Lainey Edict

Posted by Doc M on March 23, 2000 at 07:46:48:

As the Great Healer of Mohicanland, I must say Doctor Mary
is THRILLED by the latest postings of the Astonishingly
Looney Lainey! None of you are aware of what a huge step
this is for her. Imagine, just a week ago she was busily
pounding her keyboard with a hammer and unable to articulate
her needs other than grunting and snarling. Through many
hours of hypnosis and past-life regressive therapy, plus
a little Pavlovian reward work (a tricky business involving
a bundt cake on a forked stick), Doctor Mary has helped her
release her INNER LAINEY. God help you all, and I hope the
next gadget y'all invent involves asbestos undies! SHE'S
ALIVE!! SHE'S ALIVE!! BWWWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!

Doc M

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: As the Great Healer of Mohicanland, I must say Doctor Mary
: is THRILLED by the latest postings of the Astonishingly
: Looney Lainey! None of you are aware of what a huge step
: this is for her. Imagine, just a week ago she was busily
: pounding her keyboard with a hammer and unable to articulate
: her needs other than grunting and snarling. Through many
: hours of hypnosis and past-life regressive therapy, plus
: a little Pavlovian reward work (a tricky business involving
: a bundt cake on a forked stick), Doctor Mary has helped her
: release her INNER LAINEY. God help you all, and I hope the
: next gadget y'all invent involves asbestos undies! SHE'S
: ALIVE!! SHE'S ALIVE!! BWWWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!

: Doc M


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