Re: The Lainey Edict

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: : As the Great Healer of Mohicanland, I must say Doctor Mary
: : is THRILLED by the latest postings of the Astonishingly
: : Looney Lainey! None of you are aware of what a huge step
: : this is for her. Imagine, just a week ago she was busily
: : pounding her keyboard with a hammer and unable to articulate
: : her needs other than grunting and snarling. Through many
: : hours of hypnosis and past-life regressive therapy, plus
: : a little Pavlovian reward work (a tricky business involving
: : a bundt cake on a forked stick), Doctor Mary has helped her
: : release her INNER LAINEY. God help you all, and I hope the
: : next gadget y'all invent involves asbestos undies! SHE'S
: : ALIVE!! SHE'S ALIVE!! BWWWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!

: : Doc M

: Yes, yes ... it is true. I have made remarkable advances ... I mean advancements this past week. (Though I still say the grunting and snarling was working OK for me ...)

: I am ready, Doc, ready I tell ya!

: E


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