Re: Ohhhhhhhh Noooooooo!!!!

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Posted by Dana S. on March 24, 2000 at 07:51:08:

In Reply to: Re: Ohhhhhhhh Noooooooo!!!! posted by Jo on March 23, 2000 at 20:30:10:

: : Diana writes:
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: : : Ohhhhhhhhh Noooooooo, more talk of undergarments!!!!! I got to thinkin', OF COURSE, Claybert won't be minding the elevated temperatures since he'll be wearing a dishcloth with strings!

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: : Diana - and all of those that get such a big kick out of these underwear threads.

: : I, for one, have had it with all of the talk of loincloths, breechclouts, dishcloths with strings and the other sordid descriptions of a piece of material that served the purpose that it did and does.

: : My dear wife, Dana S. (known to many of you as "Dana S."), at first thought these threads merely humorous and got a few chuckles out of them. I, naturally, thought it all innocent enough, and smiled that husbandly smile when she would relate the tales of the cloth.
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: : Slowly - insidiously - things began to change slightly around the S. household. Strange looking curtains whipstitched together from several long, thin strips of cotton and wool hung in our living room from a piece of wood that looked rather like a gunstock. Soon, our bedspread was tossed out and replaced with a similar, albeit wider, version of our drapes. Our handtowels too bore a strange resemblence to the other recent additions.

: : I, being the good natured, amicable and understanding husband that I am, took all in stride until *gasp* our GUEST NAPKINS (not the outstanding everyday Bounty type that we normally use)bore the same traits. Boy, oh boy, was my face RED when I finally put two and two together - my dear MOTHER was wiping traces of Kraft Ranch Dressing from the corners of her mouth with a....a LOINCLOTH!!!!

: : People - please. Don't you think enough is enough? How long can this go on? Innocent people are being adversely affected by this undeniable travesty! Stop the underwear posts before it's too late?

: : (By the way, the red wool does change the whole ambience in our parlor - not an entirely bad look!)

: : Bryan S.

: ++++++

: Bryan S.
: Let me introduce you to MY long suffering LOTM hubby; you guys should start a club...

: Jo


He's really not so bad, Jo. He's just sore 'cause I binged 'im a good one with that slingthing.:)

Dana S.

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