Re: The Lainey Edict

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Posted by English Trader on March 25, 2000 at 20:45:06:

In Reply to: Re: The Lainey Edict posted by French Trader on March 23, 2000 at 14:23:25:

: : As the Great Healer of Mohicanland, I must say Doctor Mary
: : is THRILLED by the latest postings of the Astonishingly
: : Looney Lainey! None of you are aware of what a huge step
: : this is for her. Imagine, just a week ago she was busily
: : pounding her keyboard with a hammer and unable to articulate
: : her needs other than grunting and snarling. Through many
: : hours of hypnosis and past-life regressive therapy, plus
: : a little Pavlovian reward work (a tricky business involving
: : a bundt cake on a forked stick), Doctor Mary has helped her
: : release her INNER LAINEY. God help you all, and I hope the
: : next gadget y'all invent involves asbestos undies! SHE'S

: : Doc M
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: I prefer to face 20 angry Iroquois because at least I can SEE all 20 of them at the same time!!!

: (Doc you did a woulderful job on the "near neckid natives" of NZ. I got some extra special jet fuel for your broom. Swoop by and pick me up and lets see what we can do to save some Aborigials and rescue ET in the Land Down Under)

: French Trader
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Dearest Colleagues, the Most Esteemed Lainey in Particular:

I thank you from the bottom of my Heart for that Edict, for I am convinced it Aided in my Escape and Rescue. The Mighty Arm of Lainey!!!

I Remain, as always,

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