Posted by MMMMarcia on March 26, 2000 at 10:51:49:
In Reply to: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BILLY GNOME posted by Betty on March 26, 2000 at 09:11:18:
*la, la, la*
A Little War Ballad for Billy:
"In 1814, we took a little trip,
Along with Colonel Jackson, down the mighty Missisip!
We took a little bacon, and we took a little beans,
And we fought the bloody British at a town near New Orleans,
Oh, we fired our guns and the British kept a-comin',
There wasn't nigh as many as there was awhile ago,
We fired once more and they began to runnin',
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico!
We fired our canons till the barrels melted down,
Then we caught an ALLIGATOR, and we fought another round,
We filled his head with canonballs, and powdered his behind,
And when we set the powder off, the 'gator lost his mind...
URK! Uhhhhh...wait a sec...*I'M* an alligator! An' I don't think I like where this little ditty is going!! Dadblamed songwriters got no respect for Gatorkind!! Haruuuuuumph!!
Sooooooo, let's just say,
Happy Birthday to the best little pointy-headed gnome a village could have! And many moooooooooooooooore!!
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