Posted by GnomeDome on March 27, 2000 at 07:48:04:
In Reply to: Re: The Edict of Lainey - Gnomes Mistake posted by Dana S. on March 27, 2000 at 06:24:03:
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: : : Gnome writes:
: : : : Dana S would NEVER shoot the head off a gnome. Dana S is a sensitive, kindly, faerie loving protector of gnomes. She has many in her home. We visit her all the time and tend her gardens, her forest animals, do odd carpentry jobs etc.
: : : : signed
: : : : GD
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: : : I think you've been going to the wrong house, BillyGnome.:)
: : : Dana S.
: : Are you saying you are NOT a lover and protector of gnomes and faeries? Please don't tell me you are saying that? That we gnomes have been mistaken about you! I refuse to believe our Dana S would do as Lainey suggests. Nope. She would not. Not unless you are really Doc Mary in a Dana S. costume......
: : Billy Gnome
: No, SillyBillyGnome. I'm saying you've been doing all those odd carpentry jobs and tending the gardens of the wrong house. Let me know if you need the address. We could use hand...:)
: Dana S.
*huge sigh of relief* Oh Thank the GnomeGod! I thought we gnomes were gonna be friendless, and the colonies were going to establish a Gnome Season. Limit two gnomes per season, must be taken with bow, rifle, sharp stake, club, or other such device but no trapping, snares, deadfalls, etc allowed. Season runs for the months with no "r" in them.
Okay - we gnomes will head to your house. "HI HO, hi ho, it's off to Dana's we go...we love to work, Doc Mary's a jerk, HI HO, hi ho, hi ho....." *who's got the map. didn't anybody bring the map? where the heck ARE we?*
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