Posted by GnomeDome on March 27, 2000 at 16:37:22:
In Reply to: Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BILLY GNOME posted by Doc M on March 27, 2000 at 15:36:13:
Hey Doc! Out on parole, eh? Well, it SHOULD have been a light sentence..after all it was only solicitation Sherrif Twigg arrested you for....
And ANY day I can ruin YOUR plans, well then it has been a good day indeed.
Thank you for the birthday wishes though....I will make the rather ill advised assumption that you meant that kindly. Don't get your hopes up though.....I ain't gonna let you give me 53 whacks on the rump or anywheres else. HEY! NO, darnit! Put that danged whip away! I said NO whacks. I dont CARE if it brings you luck. Go hack off a rabbit's foot or something...
: Well, my plans for a nice hot dinner haved been RUINED!
: RUINED! I cannot go against the rules from my Granny's
: receipt book!
: If ye bringe
: A Gnome to earthe
: Upon his celebration
: Day of birthe,
: Release him quicke!
: His meat be spoilt!
: Yer plans for stewe
: Alas, be foil't!
: So whack him for lucke
: And sing out so true
: "Happy birthday dear Gnome-Wart,
: Happy birthday to you!"
: Doc M
: : : Happy Birthday Gnome!!!! I hope you had a wonderful day and ate lots of cake to plump you up. Tee, hee, hee.
: : : Best wishes,
: : : Goody Sandy
: : :
: : : : I just wanted to wish Bill a Happy Birthday !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
: : : : He seems to think everyone has forgotten. But I have not, he is a very special gnome to me. Contrary to what can be said about gnomes when they stomp there feet and feel to short to reach things, or to far sighted to see things. He is still very special and true, to my heart.
: : : : Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear Billy gnome, Happy Birthday to you.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
: : : : Betty (\0/)
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