Posted by Goody Sandy on March 30, 2000 at 11:44:28:
In Reply to: Re: TAKE ME BACK TO 1757 PLEASE - Smoke Signal to The Gnome posted by Gnome Dome on March 30, 2000 at 08:33:05:
Use the Pony Express! This way you wonít need to ship cow dung to Wells Fargo. The rider need only back his mount up to the front stoop, have his horse do itís business and then give a good swift kick. Mission accomplished!
: : Dear Gnome,
: : No no no no - you've got it all confused. The buttermilk goes with the fuuu-uuu-dge. The mint juleps are in a class of their own, not to be mixed with anything that would interfere with their glorious results. Poor Gnome Dome, you really are in a bad way aren't you?
: : As for UPS, I think you had best count them out. They're a little fussy about their cargo. However, Miss Marcia has an excellent courier service that employs totally dependable whooping cranes and delivers anything anywhere anytime. I believe their motto is something on the order of "When you hear the whoop, it's on your stoop". We must remember to ask her for their contact smoke signal.
: : She
: Well, if UPS is so picky, maybe I should use Ben Franklin's U.S. Postal Service. They aren't picky at all I hear and will deliver darn near anything.....only drawback is I hear when you try to give them complicated instructions or instructions they aren't familiar with they get all upset, disoriented, stressed and go to shooting up the place!
: Maybe those cranes of MMMMMMarcia's arent a bad idea. In fact it could work out to be a double whammy....they could fly my package of cow pies to Wells Fargo headquarters with me sitting in the thing holding on to his beak.....and kick the clods meself...whilst the crane, who whoops when it hits the stoop also poops whilst it whoops!! That oughta give the financial philistines the gen-e-ral idear of my displeasure.
: By the way, have you had any luck stalking....er, I mean TRACKING that fella in the loincloth?
: Gnome Dome
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